I just got a really bad paper cut. It's, like, all the way down to the bone!! (That's a bit of an exaggeration). But it DID make me cry. Mostly because I was mad, but still, it made me cry.
And it made me hate, more than I already do, all those stupid credit card companies that send us two or three invitations A DAY (that is not an exaggeration) that I have to shred and shred and shred. What a colossal waste of paper. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever get a credit card from a company that sends me one of those stupid invitations. It tells me that they don't know how to use their money wisely, and instead spend it on fancy, useless advertising. I hate those dumb things. A lot.
So if you're thinking that you want me to get a credit card from you, the last thing you'll want to do is send me a stupid invitation that makes me get a paper cut that's so bad that I have to cry.
10 hours ago