People who go to Leslie's French Pastries Shop and eat a whole cream cheese danish and a whole mint brownie with nuts get what they deserve. Boy, do I feel sick! (I saved the eclair for later...)
People who stay up late at night playing Hanging with Friends are probably going to be really, really tired the next day(s). Ugggg.
People who have a 30 on the ACT and 3.88 GPA do not get scholarships to BYU. At least, not if they live in Provo.
People who spend all their money going to Disneyland do not have much money left to pay for wedding things.
People who run around pantsing their friends and little brothers are gonna get what's coming to them. (I hope I'm there to see it...)
See, look at all the great things you can learn by hanging around with me!
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